insoutswhathaveyous:

They are Marines! Who go to Space! They fight E.T.’s! To save our race!
Oh Space Marines,  Oh Space Marines, you are the strongest human beings. Your hair is short, your dongs are long, you like stand aft Rick Santorum! 
Where are your hands? Where did they go? Are they cuppiinnng the nuts of your brroooo?
Or did a buuugg of the astral plaaannne munch on your digitttsss, and make you laaaammme?
Earth Marines, they go to seaaaaa! But Space Marines explore the galaxyyyyyy!


My bro wrote an awesome poem.

insoutswhathaveyous:

They are Marines! Who go to Space! They fight E.T.’s! To save our race!

Oh Space Marines,  Oh Space Marines, you are the strongest human beings. Your hair is short, your dongs are long, you like stand aft Rick Santorum! 

Where are your hands? Where did they go? Are they cuppiinnng the nuts of your brroooo?

Or did a buuugg of the astral plaaannne munch on your digitttsss, and make you laaaammme?

Earth Marines, they go to seaaaaa! But Space Marines explore the galaxyyyyyy!


My bro wrote an awesome poem.